2K Replay: CLOSER

Winner for “Best Director” (Mike Nichols) at the AARP Movies for Grownups Awards.

2K Replay: GARDEN STATE

 by Adam Riske

Nominated for “Choice Movie Liar” (Natalie Portman) at the Teen Choice Awards. She lost to Angelina Jolie in Mr. & Mrs. Smith.

Friday Night Double Features Vol. 43

 by Adam Riske and Patrick Bromley

The real fireworks begin with these 10 double feature suggestions.

Review: MAY DECEMBER

 by Rob DiCristino

Starring Natalie Portman as Julianne Moore.

Review: THOR: LOVE AND THUNDER

 by Rob DiCristino

In which Taika irons out the kinks.

Reserved Seating: Rob and Adam Take On Comic-Con

by Rob DiCristino and Adam Riske

Maverick, Marvel and more.

Tickle is All That Remains: Nostalgia, Regret, and GARDEN STATE

by Rob DiCristino

“Good luck exploring the infinite abyss.”

Review: Thor: The Dark World

Hammer time.

Netflix This Movie! Vol. 43

Movies! Get your movies here! So many picks. Streaming streaming streamy stream movies.

Sh!#ting on the Classics: Black Swan

I remember well the first (and only) time I saw this overwrought stinker. I was sitting in the theater with Patrick Bromley and both of our lovely wives. I hated every minute of Black Swan. The lights came up after the screening, and I turned to them with a grin. I was looking forward to trading snarky wisecracks... but THAT NEVER HAPPENED.

Watchin' Trailerz with Doug (Week of January 31)

Greetings from Honduras! BOOM! Just because my wife and I take an exotic vacation doesn't mean I can't provide you with the latest batch of racist, anti-Semitic, hot-tub-blowjobic trailers, does it? Without further ado ...

The Beaver
Release date: March 23, 2011



I deserve to be blown, first, before the fucking Jacuzzi! OK? I'll burn the goddamn house down, but blow me first! (screaming) How dare you! How fucking dare you. (panting) Rerrrggghh! You wanted the number of my therapist? Don't you ever speak to him! Find your own goddamn therapist. (panting) Because you got problems, more than me.

Hanna
Release date: April 8, 2011



I'm intrigued by this movie, but hardly because of this nutty trailer. And that girl's kind of ... scary looking? I know I shouldn't comment (good or bad) about the looks of underage actresses, but her face haunts my dreams (which is probably the point). Also (spoiler?), Cate Blanchett is her mom, right? That, or she's an AI robot (David?). "My brain is falling out."

Your Highness
Release date: April 8, 2011



If you're feeling randy, check out the red-band trailer, here. In fact, F the embedded YouTube video above: you only really need to see the R-rated version; specifically, 1:25 minutes in. Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing! Natalie Portman FTW! That PG trailer is LAME. And what's with the CGI underpants? Disgrazia!

F This Movie! - Garden State

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Also discussed this episode: Howl (2010), Step Up 3 (2010), Black Belt Jones (1974), Diggers (2006), Snatch (2000)