Reserved Seating: Halloween Genes

The review duo (and Patrick Bromley!) who don't mind a couple of vampire-like neck bites in our Horror movies.

Review: PET SEMATARY: BLOODLINES

 by Rob DiCristino

Dead is better. Much, much better.

Songs I Love from '80s Horror Movies

by Adam Riske

Some tunes to listen to before you do something ‘80s – like watching Stranger Things.

Movies is Good: Cocktails is Good, Too

 by JB

I return, JB the avuncular neighborhood barkeep, with more Halloween libations to improve this year’s COVID-shrunken holiday.

FTM 487 - PET SEMATARY (2019)

Patrick and Robyn don't want to live their lives again.

Songs We Love from 1989 Movies

by Adam Riske and Patrick Bromley

Patrick and Adam pick selections for your pre-F This Movie Fest 7 tailgate.

48 Hours of Movies: 1989!

by Patrick Bromley

Kick of 1989 Week at F This Movie! with this epic marathon of movies from a classic year!

Save the Critters!

by Melissa Uhrin

I have a tendency to write about things that are happening in my life. I’m not sure about how our disaster is being portrayed on the world news, but with the Fort McMurray fires happening right now just a few short kilometers away from where I live, the smoke has travelled to our city. Our hearts have given an outpouring of love and we have all dug deep to provide what we can to help. The city’s entire population of 100,000 were evacuated, 2400 structures were destroyed, but thanks to the incredible bravery and hard work of the people fighting the fires, over 85% of the city still stands and there were zero fatalities within the city. Wow, really it’s an incredible outcome.

The King and I

by Melissa Uhrin

Novels: 54. Made for TV movies and mini-series: 21. Theatrically Released Movies: 36. And with most of his works now available on Audiobook, I basically have a format for most any mood in which I can get my Stephen King fix on.

Watchin' Trailerz with Doug (Oct. 19)

Only 13 more days of #ScaryMovieMonth left! Bittersweet, no? For this second-to-last Friday of October, let's take a look at some ZOMBIE FILMS from the past! Probably one of my personal favorite subgenres of horror, and, yet, there are SO MANY BAD ONES. Even the master himself, Mr. Romero, has laid some mighty big turds. Stop it already, George!

Two quick notes: 1.) If you're planning on attending the MASSACRE at the Portage Theater in Chicago this weekend, stop by and say hi! According to JB, the first 20 fans will get an "F This Movie!" button. And, as we all know, buttons are the currency of the future! 2.) Don't forget to take part in the Scary Movie Challenge III! LET'S CRUSH THIS THING.

Sh!#ting on the Classics: Stephen King Movies

by JB

When properly adapted, Stephen King’s books make GREAT movies, but I could not resist the temptation to shit on some of the AWFUL ones. I only hope that in doing this, I haven’t accidentally unleashed a murderous alien Poo Monster.