Review: THE NAKED GUN (2025)

 by Rob DiCristino

Your favorite dick is back.

Review: BLACKLIGHT

 by Rob DiCristino

Action Dad is gone. Meet Action Granddad.

Redboxing: HONEST THIEF

 by Rob DiCristino

Can we get Liam a Netflix series, or something?

Review: THE MARKSMAN

 by Rob DiCristino

New year. Same old Liam.

Review: MEN IN BLACK: INTERNATIONAL

by Rob DiCristino

In which Tessa Thompson does her best.

FTM 418 - LOVE ACTUALLY

Patrick and Margo Donohue get the shit kicked out of them by love.

Reserved Seating with Rob and Adam: Silence

by Rob DiCristino and Adam Riske

The review duo that puts your faith…back in film criticism.

Heath Holland On...Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

by Heath Holland

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…

It Came from the '80s: Krull

by Patrick Bromley

You Glaive your love to me softly.

Review: Taken 3

by Adam Riske

It is what you think it is.

Review: A Walk Among the Tombstones

by Patrick Bromley

A Walk Among the Tombstones is Liam Neeson's best movie since The Grey. Would that he had more wolves to punch.

Review: A Million Ways to Die in the West

by Patrick Bromley

Seth MacFarlane's comedy western sits somewhere between Blazing Saddles and Wild Wild West.

F This Movie! - Darkman

Patrick and JB are everyone and no one...everywhere and nowhere.

Review: Non-Stop

by Adam Riske

If you would have told me that after watching Non-Stop I would retreat into a deep reflection on sensitivity in movies, I would have thought you were crazy. But here we are.

Watchin' Trailerz with Doug (Nov. 9)

Watch the very first 1976 teaser for Star Wars, here. Better yet, watch a version of the preview filled with bloopers: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Derp. If you're STILL not satisfied, watch the entire recently rediscovered blooper reel, here. It's pretty great.

Netflix This Movie! Vol. 8

Everyone's tastes go a little more mainstream this week (almost everyone), so there's no excuse not to watch what we recommend.

Watchin' Trailerz with Doug (June 29)

Only two days left of (30) Stars of Summer. If you haven't played along, YOU ARE DEAD TO ME. For this column, however, it's back to the old ways of WTwD -- new trailerz coupled with adolescent observations. If I'm a bit rusty, I apologize. It's just that, well, #30starsofsummer feels like it's lasted for 300 days, not just one month. And trying to keep up (which, admittedly, I've had a hard time doing) is WORK! Kudos to Steve K, JP, FritzFassbender, Mac McEntire, et al. You guys are the REAL heroes. Next year? (A Few) Stars of Summer, amIright? Anyway, here are a BUNCH of new previews, some of which were released a few weeks ago. Gotta make up for skipping a month, right?

Heavy Action: Unlikely Action Heroes

Not all action heroes are created equal.

Take Two: Clash of the Titans (2010)

Just in time for the sequel to hit, I rewatched Louis Leterrier's 2010 remake of Clash of the Titans, hoping to find something there I missed two years ago. It. Was. A. Drag.

F This Movie! - Taken

Patrick and Mark Ahn hide under the bed to discuss Liam Neeson badassery, French action movies and Gun Kata, and Mark Ahn tells the incredible true story of the time he was TAKEN.