Reserved Seating: DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE

The review duo who were going to St. Ives and met a man with seven wives.

24 Hours of Movies: Bruno

by Patrick Bromley

A marathon in honor of one of the best to ever do it.

Friday Night Double Features Vol. 25

 by Adam Riske and Patrick Bromley

Happy Holidays! Treat yourself and unwind with one of these double features programmed by Patrick and Adam.

Announcing F This Movie Fest 2021

by Patrick Bromley

Celebrating our 10th year of F This Movie Fest!

No Apologies: Die Hard With a Vengeance

by Rob DiCristino

In which John McClane plays Simon Says.

Turn to Page 394

by Melissa Uhrin

This week has been a terrible one for the film and music world.

Heavy Action: 10 Christmas Action Movies

by Patrick Bromley

Guess what's under the tree this year? Bullets!

F This Movie! - Our Favorite Holiday Movies

Kick off December with Patrick and Adam Riske listing off the movies they watch every holiday season and get a special visit from The Bear Jew.

11 Stupid Fire Sprinklers

by Doug Schultz

Fire sprinklers don't work that way.

Riske Business: 30 Days of Christmas Movies (Days 1-3)

by Adam Riske

Season’s Greetings! It’s Merry Movie Month at Riske Business. Care to join me?

Heavy Action: 22 Die Hard Rip-offs

by Patrick Bromley

It's science fact that Die Hard is the best action movie of all time. If you don't think so, here are 22 movies that prove the theorem by ripping off its formula with varying degrees of success. No action movie has been imitated more.

Heavy Action: A Good Day to Die Hard

Is it possible that A Good Day to Die Hard isn't as bad as everyone says while still being absolutely no good?

Like You Were There: Adam Riske at the Die Hard Marathon

On Wednesday, February 13th, I went to see all five Die Hard movies at a theater in suburban Chicago. Care to relive the day with me? 

Weekend Weigh-in: What is the Best Action Franchise?

No, the Wild Things series does not count.

Watchin' Trailerz with Doug (Nov. 2)

It's been several weeks since we've featured new trailerz here at F This Movie! Blame the #ScaryMovieMonth beast, and its insatiable appetite for whimsical, horror-themed content. But it's November now! October 2012 is DEAD and BURIED! Forever! We trudge on. Rather than feature, like, a MILLION new previews (the world didn't stop turning just because all of us were knee-deep in the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise), I'm just going to feature some the bigger movies this week. Then some medium-sized movies next week. Then all the other shit the week after next. THERE'S A METHOD TO MY MADNESS. Before you know it, we'll be all caught up!

Win Tickets to the F This Movie! Screening of Die Hard

We're hosting a screening of Die Hard next week (on August 2nd) in Chicago (you can still get your tickets here). If you haven't bought your seats yet, we're giving away a pair of tickets to one lucky reader!

Chicago: Attend the F This Movie! Screening of Die Hard!

F This Movie! is hosting a screening of the Greatest Action Movie of All Time, and you can (should) attend.

Heavy Action: Unlikely Action Heroes

Not all action heroes are created equal.

Heavy Action: Under Siege / Sudden Death

The greatest action movie ever made is unquestionably Die Hard, a movie so iconic and successful that it became its own kind of brand name. Action movies were ripping it off for years following its release, and their screenplays just used Die Hard as a kind of plot shorthand: "It's Die Hard in a _______." It's how we ended up with Passenger 57 (it's Die Hard on an airplane!), Speed (it's Die Hard on a bus!), Cliffhanger (it's Die Hard on a mountain!), No Contest (it's Die Hard at a beauty pageant!) and, of course, the movies we're talking about today.

Seagal. Van Damme. Who will die hardest?

F this Movie! - Alex's Favorite Movies

Patrick and Alex talk memories, orchids, lies, dinosaurs and German terrorists.

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Also discussed this episode: Young Adult, Due Date, Mother, Paths of Glory, The Third Man