Review: Noah

I may be the wrong person to review this. Or maybe I'm the exact right one.

Review: Sabotage

I'm-a set it straight, this Watergate.

What Movie Has the Best Ending?

This one probably has spoilers.

Netflix This Movie! Vol. 70

Hope you guys like Matthew McConaughey!

Growing Up Nerdy

Wibbly Wobbly Nerdy Werdy!

Review: Muppets Most Wanted

The lovers, the dreamers and cheese.

Riske Business: Adam Picks the Ending

Every movie has an ending. Sometimes you just have to choose for yourself.

Heath Holland On...The Wild Life

Does this mostly-forgotten gem from 1984 live up to its pedigree or deserve obscurity?

F This Movie! - The Grand Budapest Hotel

Patrick and Adam Riske are the faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity.

Make Your Own F This Movie! Meme

The internet!

Drunk on Foolish Pleasures: Ten Things That Made Me Deliriously Happy About the New Muppet Movie

You want a unicorn? I’ll give it to you.

Full Moon Fever: Tourist Trap

by Patrick Bromley

If you have ever been creeped out by a mannequin, this is the movie for you.

Review: Veronica Mars

A long time ago we used to be friends.

Review: Divergent

by Adam Riske

I don’t want to watch Shailene Woodley shoot people. With that in mind, Divergent is entertaining enough for the first 90 minutes and then it devolves into 50 minutes of what was coined on the podcast recently as "fucking murder."

Who is Your Favorite Movie Character?

Not the performance. The actual character.

Netflix This Movie! Vol. 69

Sixty-nine, dude!

Growing Up Nerdy

"Nì'ul nerd advice ta mike si adam!" (*Translated to Na'vi)

Programming the Perfect Movie Marathon

by Patrick Bromley

There are a lot of rules.

Heath Holland On...Michael Jackson's Moonwalker

Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?

F This Movie! - Darkman

Patrick and JB are everyone and no one...everywhere and nowhere.

Drunk on Foolish Pleasures: Magical Realism in the Films of The Beatles

I have a strange and magnificent theory to share with you all today. When you are finished reading it, be sure to weigh in (I know... I know... it's not the weekend) and tell me if you think I am imagining things… or if you think I AM A GENIUS.

Director Essentials: George A. Romero

by Patrick Bromley

"I'm like my zombies. I won't stay dead." - George A. Romero

Riske Business: 10 Reasons to Walk Out of a Movie

Take back your life!

Review: Need for Speed

Hit the brakes.

What Great Actor Makes the Most Bad Movies?

They can't all be that obvious.

Netflix This Movie! Vol. 68

Stream hard.

Growing Up Nerdy

 Mike and Adam are back with more advice for would-be nerds!

I'll Watch Anything: Patrick Watches The Starving Games

Dear Starving Games: Go fuck yourself. Love, Patrick

13 Underrated Science Fiction Movies

by Patrick Bromley

Yes, it's time for another list not everyone will agree with.

Heath Holland On...The Decline of Western Civilization (Parts I & II)

These two films are frequently named as some of the greatest music documentaries ever filmed. Too bad you can’t see them.

F This Movie! - Sin City

Patrick and Alex give Sin City the hard goodbye.

Drunk on Foolish Pleasures: Stone Reader

Some people just can't live with the mystery.

Heavy Action: The Marine / The Condemned

It's a Tale of Two Wrestlers.

Riske Business: Let's Talk About Posters!

In this week’s Binness, Patrick and I discuss our favorite movie posters, Type 2 Diabetes and Susan Sarandon in her underpants. She gives us both the sugar sickness.

What is Your Favorite Performance in a Bad Movie?

Hate the game, not the player.

Netflix This Movie! Vol. 67

The oldest movie we recommend this week is from 1999. So I guess this one's for the kids.

Growing Up Nerdy

Hey everybody! It's Mike and Adam Thas! Welcome to our new advice column for kids: Growing Up Nerdy!

It Came from the '80s: The Beastmaster

If you grew up in the '80s and had cable, you've seen The Beastmaster. Like, a lot of times.

Riske Business: Adam Hearts Video On Demand

My favorite trend in the film industry recently is the proliferation of Video On Demand. While mainstream cinema has become homogenized and branded to obscene degrees, the most interesting and original movies out today are more readily available than ever before. If you are not watching a movie on VOD every week, you are missing out on some of the best cinema in recent years.

Heath Holland On...Obscure Greatness: Treasure Island (1990)

What do you get when you combine a fifteen-year-old Christian Bale, an understated Charlton Heston (sans neckerchief), and a troupe of Hammer horror actors? My favorite film version of Treasure Island.

F This Movie! - RoboCop (2014)

Dead or alive, you're (re)coming with (re)Patrick and (re)Mark Ahn.

Drunk on Foolish Pleasures: Oscar Ramblings

Another Oscar season has come and gone. Here are some incredibly random thoughts on Sunday's big night.

Five Movies About Obsessed Band Fans

I want to rock and roll all night and part of every day.

Review: Non-Stop

by Adam Riske

If you would have told me that after watching Non-Stop I would retreat into a deep reflection on sensitivity in movies, I would have thought you were crazy. But here we are.

What Movie Deserves a Second Chance?

And is it from you or from everyone else?