by Adam Riske
Best Actor in an Okay Movie: Vince Vaughn, Freaky
Best Actress in an Aggressively Average Movie: Margot Robbie, Birds of Prey
Best Comic Book Movie: My Comic Shop Country
Best Concert: David Byrne’s American Utopia
Best Creature Feature: Underwater
Best Documentary: Jasper Mall
Best Duo: Diane Lane and Kevin Costner, Let Him Go
Best Host: Clancy Brown, The Mortuary Collection
Best Looking (Faces): Happiest Season
Best Looking (Places): On the Rocks
Best Olive Garden Jokes: Sonic the Hedgehog
Best Performance: Delroy Lindo, Da 5 Bloods
Best Plot Twist: Will Smith has been under a witch’s curse for three movies, Bad Boys for Life
Best Romance: Shithouse
Best Sports Documentary: The Kid from Coney Island
Better Late than Never: Hamilton
Better than The Relic: Relic
Blech: 7500
Depressing: Happy Happy Joy Joy: The Ren & Stimpy Story
Did I Hallucinate It: An American Pickle
Dumbest Shit Ever: Project Power
Eh: Bruce Springsteen’s Letter to You
Enough Already: The Trip to Greece
Fun: Jiu Jitsu
Fun Until It’s Not: Class Action Park
Good Movie. Wish I Liked Their Music More: Beastie Boys Story
Grossest: Color Out of Space
Hidden Gem: The Wolf of Snow Hollow
I Can’t Believe I Watched: Not for Resale: A Video Game Story Documentary
I Definitely Fell Asleep During: Gretel & Hansel
I Dunno…Recommended? Mank
I Miss: RoboPatriot not making an appearance in Tales from the Hood 3
I Once Made Up a Theme Song For: I Used to Go Here (ask Rob)
It’s Aight: Howard
I Weep for the Children: Scoob!
Killed Comedy: The Lovebirds
Last Movie Seen in a Movie Theater’s Parking Lot: Tenet
Last Movie Seen in an Indoor Movie Theater: Bloodshot
Like a Movie from 2001: The Gentlemen
Like a Movie from 2007: The King of Staten Island
Like Bounce but with a Basketball: The Way Back
Like Bounce Had a Baby with a Lowe’s Gift Card: The Secret: Dare to Dream
Longest End Credits: Extraction
Looks like Reserved Seating Royalty, Alison Lohman: Maria Bakalova, Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
Meanest: Random Acts of Violence
More Please: Host
Most The Babadook: Come Play
Most Clamoring for an MTV Movie Award Nomination for Best Villain: Anne Hathaway, The Witches (2020)
Most Directed: The Vast of Night
Most Donnie Darko: Horse Girl
Most Inspiring: You Cannot Kill David Arquette
Most John Malkovich in Rounders: Anya Taylor-Joy, The New Mutants
Most Music Box Theatre: Saint Frances
Most Outdoors: First Cow
Most Overstuffed: The Christmas Chronicles 2
Most Pleasant: Palm Springs
Most Surprisingly Invested Performance: Harrison Ford, The Call of the Wild
Most Suspenseful: Run
Most Tribeca: The Assistant
Most V/H/S: The Rental
Movie I Like Even Less than China: Mulan (2020)
Movie I Like Less than Everyone Else: The Invisible Man (2020)
Movie I Like More than Everyone Else: Onward
Movie Ruined by the Most Annoying Rap Song I’ve Ever Heard: The Donut King
Not for Me: VFW
Nothing to Say: Wolfman’s Got Nards
Not My Critic: What She Said: The Art of Pauline Kael
Oh Shit. I Kinda Liked: The Princess Switch 2: Switched Again
Pleasant Surprise: Holidate
Pretty Good: The Opening Act
Really Funny When It’s Funny: Eurovision Song Contest
Saddest: Spontaneous
Shittiest: Capone (2020)
Showtime Free Trial: Belushi
So Bad It Should Be Against the Law: Fatal Affair
Still Not Convinced Showgirls is Good: You Don’t Nomi
Ugh: Rebecca (2020)
Unbearable: Greed (2020)
Wait, That Was This Year? Greyhound
Weirdest Mid-Credits Scene: Cut Throat City
Well, Good Luck to Ya: Scream, Queen! My Nightmare on Elm Street
Whatever: She Dies Tomorrow
William Friedkin Power Ranking: 1) Friedkin Uncut, 2) Leap of Faith: William Friedkin on The Exorcist
Worst Movie: Artemis Fowl
Worst Sports Documentary: 50 Summers
Yikes: Unhinged
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