F This Movie!: September 2014

by Patrick Bromley

Get ready for the best month of your life!

by Doug Schultz

Tomorrow is officially #ScaryMovieMonth. Let's kick things off a bit early, shall we?

by Patrick Bromley

It's science fact that Die Hard is the best action movie of all time. If you don't think so, here are 22 movies that prove the theorem by ripping off its formula with varying degrees of success. No action movie has been imitated more.

by Adam Riske

This shit’s checkers. It ain’t chess.

It's just four days away.

When next we recommend, it will be #ScaryMovieMonth.

by Patrick Bromley

"I'm living in a box, I'm living in a cardboard box." -- "Living in a Box" by Living in a Box

by Adam Riske

This one’s for you, Gabby Ferro!

by Adam Thas and Mike Pomaro

The Nerdy Boys are back and they're being awfully choosy.

by Heath Holland

Revisiting U2’s 1988 concert documentary film after 26 years serves as a reminder of two things: 1) controversy has always surrounded the group, and 2) most rock and roll documentaries take themselves way too seriously.

Patrick and JB hate mummies.

by Adam Riske

I wanted this movie to work but it doesn’t quite get there.

by Doug Schultz

It's the end of September, and school is in full swing. Which means everyone JUST NEEDS A BREAK ALREADY. It's like, get off my back, teach! Give me some space, Mom! Stop suffocating me, court-appointed psychiatrist!

by Adam Riske

This is where I re-view.

by Patrick Bromley

A Walk Among the Tombstones is Liam Neeson's best movie since The Grey. Would that he had more wolves to punch.

Just because a movie doesn't work doesn't mean it has no value.

Seriously, we get you guys the nicest presents.

by Patrick Bromley

I don't even know how to start talking about this one.

by Melissa Henderson

So there's this thing called the Saskatoon Expo taking over my city this weekend, which will give lovers of movies, television and comic books ample time to get their fix of all things awesome. As luck would have it, I have the opportunity to nerd it up to my heart's content and maybe (just maybe) wrangle myself an interview with a couple actors that paved the way for generations of horror films.

by Heath Holland

Let’s take a last, long look at the final six Japanese Godzilla films. How does the Millenium Era stack up against the rest in the Godzilla challenge?

Patrick and Doug are back to settle a score with someone. Anyone. EVERYONE.

by Patrick Bromley

It's everything cool you love about movies in one kickass package.

by Mark Ahn

It’s hard to find freedom when you’re stuck between what you want and what everyone else expects.

by Doug Schultz

If your nickname is Mouse, I'm going to want to punch you in the face.

by Patrick Bromley

Thirteen inches...with an attitude.

by Adam Riske

I never enjoyed football before but now I love it. Maybe. What changed?

For when you just want to feel better.

Ninjas! Rednecks! Cops! And it's not even June!

by Adam Thas and Mike Pomaro

The Nerdy Boys will save every one of us.

by Patrick Bromley

First impressions aren't always the right ones.

It's tempting to classify Kim Ki-duk's Moebius as "that movie where the kid gets his dick cut off," but that's just not fair. So many people get their dicks cut off in this movie.

by Adam Riske

Life is all about adjustments.

by Heath Holland

Why is this writer/producer/director not the most sought-after man in Hollywood?

Patrick and Doug look closer.

by Mark Ahn

I don’t often want to blame my mom for my shortcomings, but she is definitely responsible for one of my addictions.

By Doug Schultz

Go f**k yourself, San Diego.

by Patrick Bromley

Once upon a time, New Line was the best.

by Adam Riske

“Ugh!” (Blows raspberry).

Now's your chance to turn everyone on to something great.

This week, we've got space invaders, hadron colliders, racial barriers, Tom Cruise and Joan Rivers (RIP).

by Adam Thas and Mike Pomaro

The Nerdy boys reveal all about their first times.

by Melissa Henderson

Canada's main exports: maple syrup, hockey and horror!

by Adam Riske

This week Heath and I discuss this Fall at the movies, Judy Greer’s questionable career choices and Ducktales! Woo-Hoo!

by Heath Holland

I’ve never met a Robin Hood movie that I didn’t like.

Another summer over, another summer wrap-up show. Patrick, JB and Adam Riske look back at a surprisingly good summer and wish Doug was here.

by JB

Huddle up for a brief announcement: this is the last “Drunk of Foolish Pleasures” column. (No crying -- I promised myself [sob] that we can get through this together without [sniff] making a scene.)

by Patrick Bromley

Well, it turns out that the original Warwick Davis Leprechaun is a fucking masterpiece of horror. I don't think any of us saw that coming.

by Adam Riske

As above average movies go, this one is so below average.

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