F This Movie!: May 2016

by Patrick Bromley

It's 30 more days of madness!

This film speaks clearly and well about places we only go when we are all alone.

by Adam Riske

It’s bad, but it’s not transcendently bad like some are saying.

Q: You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning?

by Patrick Bromley

Happy Memorial Day weekend! With #Junesploitation kicking off next week, here are some picks for the first few days!

by Cass Cannon

Forget Batman. There’s a new scary hero in town, and she likes new wave.

by Melissa Uhrin

Slimy, squishy, round balls of ever-seeing goop. Sometimes they go splat, pop, and even sploop.

And that friends, is me trying my hand at being Dr Seuss.

by Adam Riske

I’m ready to turn my apartment into 42nd Street!

by Heath Holland

This isn’t the doc you’re looking for.

Patrick and Adam Riske complain about things that bother them in movies and report back from the 2016 Chicago Critics Film Festival.

by Patrick Bromley

The dirtiest, bloodiest, sleaziest month of the year is just a week away!

Only Martin Scorsese could have made this film, this way.

by Patrick Bromley

The Nice Guys gets us back to Black!

by Adam Riske

A rare comedy sequel that doesn’t suck.

If it bleeds, we should watch it.

by Patrick Bromley

The fourth annual Chicago Critics Film Festival kicks off tonight and runs through May 26, so I thought this week I'd recommend all movies I first saw at CCFFs past.

by Patrick Bromley

Girls rock!

by Patrick Bromley

My favorite week of movies every year has introduced me to some great horror films since it launched in 2013. This year is no different.

by Adam Riske

Witness the fiend that walks Lovers’ Beach!

by Heath Holland

“From the author of Jurassic Park and the director of Die Hard.”

Patrick and JB wrap themselves in a big blanket and talk about the movies they can turn to anytime.

by Patrick Bromley

I think I might be done with Steven Seagal.

Let us all take a moment today to consider the tsunami of fun that began with this film.

by Cass Cannon

Jodie Foster was recently quoted saying Hollywood execs “still see women as a risk, [...] Sometimes it's hard for people to understand how to treat me as a leader because they're sometimes waiting for me to punch them in the face, which I'm not going to do, or sometimes they're waiting for me to say, 'Oh, gee, you sound so smart, why don't I just do it your way?' I'm neither one nor the other, and sometimes [that’s] confusing for people."

by Adam Riske

High Rise swings for a home run but pops out to the catcher.

Some vampires will believe anything.

by Patrick Bromley

If recommending four of her films in the same week doesn't get the attention of My Girlfriend Zoë Bell, I don't know what will.

by Patrick Bromley

Here's everything you need to celebrate the life and death of a very special boy, as well as the occasional paramedic.

by Patrick Bromley

There's something bugging me about the latest film released under the Scream Factory banner.

by Melissa Uhrin

I have a tendency to write about things that are happening in my life. I’m not sure about how our disaster is being portrayed on the world news, but with the Fort McMurray fires happening right now just a few short kilometers away from where I live, the smoke has travelled to our city. Our hearts have given an outpouring of love and we have all dug deep to provide what we can to help. The city’s entire population of 100,000 were evacuated, 2400 structures were destroyed, but thanks to the incredible bravery and hard work of the people fighting the fires, over 85% of the city still stands and there were zero fatalities within the city. Wow, really it’s an incredible outcome.

by Adam Riske

I needed a pep talk. So I decided to write one for myself.

by Heath Holland

They rode to Quantez town…half-way to freedom but all the way to Hell!

by Adam Riske

An entertaining crowd pleaser worth championing.

This week, George Bailey sees his life through new eyes, and I attempt to see the film through new eyes too!

Patrick and Heath Holland are joined by Flickering Myth senior staff writer James Garcia to discuss who's right, who's wrong, the MCU and the first big movie of summer 2016.

Which side are you on?

by Patrick Bromley

No themes or gimmicks this week. Just movies you should see.

by Patrick Bromley

One of the unsung heroes of Canadian cinema gets his due.

by Patrick Bromley

Rutger Hauer + sword - sight = an underrated action movie gem.

by Adam Riske and Patrick Bromley

Patrick and I highlight some of our favorite pieces of music from the late, great composer.

by Heath Holland

I think I was doing it wrong.

Patrick and JB reflect on the first months of 2016 and JB tries to start some trouble.

Patrick and Doug plan to spend the warm, sunny months Summer 2016 inside a dark theater seeing these movies.

This week, we look at the man, the movie, the myth… The Big Lebowski. Many films become cult sensations; this film spawned a religion. Yes, the Pope of Film takes this very seriously.

by JB

Just about halfway through this risible film, I started imitating a bee! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

by Adam Riske

In honor of Mother’s Day next weekend, I continued my annual tradition of sitting down to talk movies with my mom.

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