Tuesday, January 27, 2015

12 Inevitable Movie Adaptations

by Doug Schultz
This week, it was revealed that Hasbro might be making a fucking live-action GoBots movie. "GREAT!" -nobody. Which means it's only a matter of time before other beloved(?) TV shows, toys and games from your childhood become major motion pictures. Here are my [sarcastic] suggestions.

The Overlook: The Missouri Breaks

by JB
Critics and audiences were not kind to this unusual film upon its initial release. Those critics and audiences were wrong.

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

10 Lazy Eyes in Movies

by Doug Schultz
I once broke up with a cross-eyed woman. I thought she was seeing someone else.

The Overlook: The Fortune

by JB
I was afraid at first that too many of these new columns would seem like love letters to boutique video labels like Twilight Time, Kino Lorber, and Shout! Factory. I need not have worried. This week's column is more of a poison pen letter.

Friday, January 16, 2015

Netflix This Movie! Vol. 112

We nominate these movies to be streamed this weekend!

Doug Asks Patrick Questions About Movies

Patrick knows a lot about movies. Doug has seen Ride Along dozens of times. In an effort to expand Doug's cinematic horizons, he'll be asking Patrick questions about movies in a column we're calling "Doug Asks Patrick Questions About Movies."

Thursday, January 15, 2015

I Am Cuba

by Melissa Uhrin
I have a big trip just around the corner (I'm heading waaaay down south to get married on a communist beach... CUBA!)), and in order to prepare for this, I wanted to do as all brides do: watch a billion sappy lovey dovey movies. But who am I kidding? I am not the biggest fan of romantic comedies, and am rarely in the mood for a serious love-drama. The solution? Watch movies about Cuba! Ho-kay!

Review: Predestination

by Patrick Bromley
Pardon me, but my head just exploded.

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Heath Holland On...My Movies, My Friends

by Heath Holland
You guys, this is the 100th “Heath Holland On…!” How will I celebrate this landmark? I’m going to Disneyland! On second thought, maybe I’ll just stay home and watch a bunch of movies.

F This Movie! - L.A. Confidential

Patrick and JB are off the record, on the QT and very hush hush.